RT @BobTheSuit: Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day you regifted it.
Now some guy named Carlos has my heart.
This is awkward.
RT @Sci_Phile: There are only four circles here and they don’t touch. C’mon brain you can do this. http://t.co/mDPLXwl9av
RT @edyong209: Watching a robin in the garden, annihilating a worm, with a little glint of velociraptor in its eye.
RT @JasonIsbell: Life gave me lemons. I made lemonade. Life did not give me sugar. I’d like to apologize for the lemonade.
RT @daraobriain: Just stood onstage singing “Always look on the bright side of life” with Eric Idle and Robert Smith of The Cure. I have no hashtag for this.